Read me.

“Ah ha,” you say.  “Yet another blog to inevitably be tossed upon Pat’s pile of defunct blogs.”

“No,” I say.  “This time will be different!”

“Yeah right,” you say. “Get. Out. Of. Town.”

“No,” I say.  “This won’t be like Italy or California or the time I quit Facebook. I’ll actually update it!”

What will be different, you ask?

Well… YOU!

Here’s the deal.  I’ll keep posting if you keep reading (and commenting — I want to here updates on your life and lively partisan debate coming from every reader).

In exchange, I’ll put up pictures and let you in to the inner-workings of my mind (as if you didn’t have enough of that already).

I’ll also stick to a somewhat regimented posting schedule (ah, the downfall already: I am being vague about when I will post). Here’s the thing: I’ll tell you when I will be posting next at the end of each post.  Your job as the reader is to keep me to my word.  Can you handle it?

I’ll also write it all in a very sassy tone.  Every post will be saturated with sassy and sarcasm till it drips!  Need I say more?